Friday the 13th. The guys are running around in the forest, horror movie style when they get arrested. The detective wants to know their involvement in a wedding party that…
Trash is everywhere, including inside Paddy’s, since Philly’s garbagemen are on strike. Frank notes how they get paid $20/hour, yet still want more. “These guys are blasting us in the…
Mac has an announcement. Due to his “sudden and unfortunate weight loss,” the bar is at a security risk. So as head of security, his first move is… his new…
Picking up where we left off… Dennis and Dee are alone at a table. Dee notices and calls over Ingrid Nelson aka Fatty McGoo. She proceeds to taunt her with…
The Gang is all dressed up and getting drunk as they get ready to head into their high school reunion. Dennis wants to relive his days as the “golden god”…
The Gang is getting ready to go watch the biggest movie in America, Thunder Gun Express, but they only have 23 minutes to get the theater. Frank pops in and…
Mac is at church confessing to Father that he’s fat and is this way because of his friends. Father doesn’t really understand what Mac wants to confess, so Mac decides…
Dennis and Dee are hiding in a closet, figuring out a way to escape. Dee suggests they just bum rush this woman (who is packing a suitcase) and choke her,…
The Gang is at a gin bar which Dee found out about from Facebook. They hate the idea of a gin bar, but they like its business model. They don’t…
So how do you even put this episode into words really? The Gang is bored and can’t think of anything to do. But Dennis remembers they can play Chardee MacDennis,…