EPISODE 11-07/08: IF I WERE IN TOWN, I’D ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER (PARTS 1 & 2)
Just the Quotes
QUOTES FROM EPISODES 11-07/08
Danielle: “So Warsaw is not here obviously.” Eric: “No, Warsaw is in Poland knucklehead.” Danielle: “Poland!?!?!”
Dustin: “We’re going to see Chopin play the piano!” Kandice: “Really?” Dustin: “Well, he’s dead.”
Danielle: “I’m surprised Jeremy didn’t kill you.”
Charla: “You like Polish Hot Dogs?” Mirna: “You like Polish Sausage?” Charla: “Sausage?” Mirna: “Good?” Charla: “He doesn’t like us too much.” Mirna: “No, I don’t think so.”
Nobody in Poland wants to speak to Charla & Mirna. Mirna: “Maybe they’ve never seen a little person. Nobody wants to talk to us, it’s like we’re the plague or something.”
The piano is out of tune. Charla: “Sounds like an ambulance is coming.”
Oswald: “The piano player wasn’t bad to look at.” Danny: “Yeah, he was eye candy.”
Charla: “I don’t know why it’s all men. They don’t have any women mannequin?”
Carrying the mannequin. Charla: “They’re going to think we’re crazy on the streets.”
Polish Lady: “Oh gosh! He has a broken leg.” Charla: “That’s okay, he’ll get fixed at the hospital.”
Mirna: “Oh great, we’ve got to do x-rays. Is that good for you? Charla, you’ve got to get out of the room. What are you doing? You’re hiding the x-ray image.” Charla: “You’re supposed to cover the private part.” Mirna: “Great.”
Choosing a mannequin: Joe: “Pick the hunkiest one!”
Joe: “Try his pecs, he’s got pecs kind of like yours now!”
Charla: “This is a real fun task, let me tell you. After the naked mannequin and now the sausage?”
Mirna: “Female bonding over sausages.”
Joe: “The one thing we know is that Mirna can’t drive worth a damn.”
Mirna: “We don’t have a hundred dollars to give anybody! You think I’m made of money? I’m a young girl, I don’t have hundred dollars. You think I’m a millionaire?”
Mirna: “Haves a little bit of sympathy! As a human being! We are here at 2 in the morning. You can show me, my friend! Just show me! Please my friend, I am begging you!”
Dustin: “I thought my heels at home were pointy.”
Joe: “She looks like a dressed up rat.”
Mirna: “Horsey! I have sausage!”
EPISODE CAPS HOPEFULLY UP BY MONDAY EVENING!!
TEAM RANKINGS FOR EPISODE 11-07/08 1. 2. T3. T3. 5. 6.