It’s been a couple of months and everyone is still enjoying all the fakeness in the world. And that definitely includes the “fake” Amazing Race Philippines: DryedMangoez Edition!
And after the success of the unreal special lucky 13th season seeing the Philippines take on the world (Amazing Race All-Stars, that is), TARPHDME is wasting no time in coming back with another brand new season! Imagine that!
But this season is a very special surprise because for the SECOND time ever in Amazing Race Philippines: DryedMangoez Edition history, 12 teams of… CELEBRITIES! (*GASP!*) will be Racing around the world for a chance to win stuff for themselves and their favorite charities… if they care enough to do so. =)
Though since this is all fake anyway, you can just ignore the celebrity cast and pretend regular ol’ Filipino people are Racing on this course and route. Makes no difference, anyway. That’s one of the great things about fake stuff, you can make things up and think what you want. Whatever you want! Woohoo!
So without further ado, enjoy The Amazing Race Philippines: Celebrity Edition 2 – DryedMangoez Edition Season 14!!! (That’s a mouthful!)
Oh, and again, there’s no point in saying I’m doing this to encourage TV5, blah blah because The Amazing Race Philippines is dead. The real one, I mean. The Amazing Race Philippines: DryedMangoez Edition is chugging along quite nicely. That’s why they’re confident enough in doing a very gimmicky celebrity Race. Lolz! But also, it’s just nice to pretend and imagine regular, every day Filipino people running The Amazing Race. (Which means some deja vu in certain Legs, if you know what I mean. *wink*wink*
Anyway, let’s just get to it!
“Naghihintay na ang buong mundo!!! Good luck… ingat sa biyahe… GO! GO! GO!!”
Leg 1: “I’m a celebrity in my country, but you don’t care, do you?”
Philippines → Fiji
Leg 2: “Will you catch me if I fall?”
Fiji → South Korea
Leg 3: “Please don’t cut my head off.”
Leg 4: “My legs are going to fall off!”
South Korea → Vietnam
Leg 5: “I wish I could sew your mouth shut.”
Vietnam → India
Leg 7: “I think I broke the law.”
India → The Netherlands
Leg 8A: “Smash the fish, not my hand!”
The Netherlands → Norway
Leg 8B: “You look like a queen… of the dead.”
Norway → Egypt
Leg 9: “We can get lit. But not literally.”
Egypt → Spain
Leg 10: “He wants to push me out of a plane!”
Spain → Australia
Leg 12: “This is coconuts.”
Australia → Philippines