The Amazing Race Philippines: DryedMangoez Edition Season 10

Happy 10th Anniversary! It’s time for the 10th season of The Amazing Race Philippines DryedMangoez Edition! Wow!

What twists and turns will this exciting and supersized milestone bring? Let’s find out!

Of course, every TARPHDME starts with this disclaimer:
By now, you know the drill. TARPHDME is to help encourage TViva5 to order a real 3rd season of The Amazing Race Philippines and show that it is possible… so on and so forth. =) Some recycled Legs and/or tasks, but as much originality as one can have without actually setting foot in the actual country. Or if you work on The Amazing Race US.

Without further ado. The world is waiting for you. Good Luck. Ingat sa biyahe… GO!”


LEG 1: “I don’t like other people putting things in my body.”
Philippines → China

LEG 2: “Will I get a penalty if I kick him in the face?”
China

LEG 3: “You have to sell yourself so people will like you.”
China → South Korea

LEG 4: “I think you’re trying to kill me.”
South Korea → Canada

LEG 5: “I think my, ano, is frozen.”
Canada

LEG 6: “There are too many bikinis!”
Canada → Brazil

LEG 7: “I’m too fat to fly!”
Brazil

LEG 7B: “Good thing matigas ulo ko.”
Brazil → Paraguay

LEG 8: “You can ride with me! I won’t bite!”
Paraguay → New Zealand

LEG 9: “You just want me to use my legs.”
New Zealand → Myanmar

LEG 10: “You cannot touch your sack!”
Myanmar

LEG 11: “You can’t touch my eggs!”
Myanmar → Cambodia

LEG 11B: “Why did you have to take your clothes off?!”
Cambodia → Philippines

 

 

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