Recap: The Amazing Race 8, Episode 12 – “You got big money for me?”







EPS 08-12: EPISODE TWELVE: 25 DAYS, 50 CITIES, AND MORE THAN 600 CONSECUTIVE HOURS AS A FAMILY…

Running commentary tonight…

Ooo… lol, I remember that underground city from Francais class… lol, looks cool… I guess Lindsey Bransen doesn’t like the French, me either… lol

Rolly a man? whatever… The Bransens are in the lead, but just watch there be an hours of operation… OMG, Alex Linz was only helping Rolly get up, and ALEX was the one that tripped, come on Mama Weaver… chill out…

The Linzes and the Weavers found an earlier flight… there goes the Bransen lead… Should Mama Weaver really be yelling like that in the airport? Damn, one hour and 25 minutes behind the Bransens are now… YAY! Curling! I love curling lol, that’s fun stuff, I’ll be watching that event in the Olympics in February… lol the cameraman went on the escalator instead of the stairs…

What the hell??? Linzes… come on!!! You know the box was intentionally put there, becuase the producers KNOW that teams would miss it… geez Linzes, get it together!

COMMERCIAL: I wonder why they don’t have the Pillsbury dough boy do the “hehe” anymore… nor does he talk…

Back to the show… she said “tout droit” … bad luck for the Linzes… The Bransens make the same mistake… lol does Rolly know how to read????? I hate Ted…

Man, curling is so much fun… but that isn’t exactly how you play though lol…

The Weavers make the dumbest comments… hahaha “… La Porte J, which means ‘the Door J’…” that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard… Phil cracks me up…

The logging thingy looks cool too… ewe, Ted sucks… I hate that guy…

I want to go to Montreal now… lol, Mama Weaver just called her son “wierd” … Megan wanted to do it…

Are the Weavers that far ahead? lol… Oh great, the Bransens caught up…

Finally, the Linzes finish… all right, they better catch up to the Weavers… lol those Buick golfcarts are the best… all right they’re all together… wow, they have to look through the entire stadium… damn, $40 an hour… oh crap, the taxis have been there for a LOONG time…

Cool, they get to sleep on the field? Yay! the Weavers are last… lol, Mama Weaver is fast asleep… uh oh… Rolly Weaver is getting pissed… wow, will this be the final leg? the whole two hours? that’s awesome…

They get food on a charter? lol the boy is pissed or slow… I didn’t know the CN Tower was a “wonder of the modern world”… Canada is cool… Hmm, where else did they have to search the city for a flag? Tough stuff… What the hell was that recycling mat thing? lol… now THIS is a huge leg, even bigger than those double legs…

They all had to squeeze into the elevator… wow, this is really is an extended/super leg, TWO DETOURS and a ROAD BLOCK… lol that shoes detour sucks… lol… HAHA jackass Rolly… trying to high jump…

The sailing looks fun… oh damn, that detour REALLY sucks… you have to go through EVERY SINGLE woman to find who fits the shoe… omg… All right Bone… hurry it up… Oooo, Niagara Falls…

They really did do a complete circle of the United States, North and Central America really…Those look fun, the boats… like at Disneyland or something… OMG… FINAL DESTINATION CITY: Lewiston New York… come on, let’s go… The Final ROAD BLOCK!! OMG its just steps away!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, this isn’t Survivor, what’s with the puzzles… lol… oh man, this is the most nerve wracking finale ever… come on Nick… GOOOO LINZES!!!! OMG, dude…

This has been the best TAR finale ever… omg that was freakin’ nerve wracking… the most exciting, the most edge of your seat finale since TAR2’s San Francisco footrace… wow… I think this was the best finish ever… seriously, the best… Are the Paolo boys crying because they lost? or becuase they are just so happy… wow… the best winners, the best finale ever…

The Weavers come in 3rd… rightfully so… you know that last moment with them makes my sympathize with them… if i forget all their hyprocrisy…but they have gone through a lot in the last year…

“WHO DEY!!”

Season wrap-up tomorrow…

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QUOTES FROM EPISODE 08-12
Lindsey: “Canada huh?”
Wally: “Its French speaking there…”
Lindsey: “FRENCH?!?! Crap!”

Taxi Driver: “You want me to go fast?”
Linzes: “Yeah!”
Taxi Driver: “You got big money for me?”

Nick: “There’s a lot of sexy babes around here”
Tommy: “I KNOW DUDE!”

Weaver: “We don’t even know what ice is…”

Bransen: “Holy shees”

Tommy: “I love this game… I’m moving to Canada”

Tommy: “Im going to build my own curling rink in Cincinatti Ohio”

Phil: “… La Porte J, which means ‘the door J'”

Megan: “We should ask old people.”
Alex: *blank stare*
Megan: “Well, they were around during the time”
Nick: “That makes sense”

Tommy: “That thing is sweet… like a big golf ball”

Nick: “Alex is a fat lard.”

Alex: “I’m slippery”

Wally: “Imagine if I had to do this”
Bransen: “I know… Dad’s flabby body flying through the air”

Driver: “Good luck eh!”

Wally: “I’m going to kick somebody’s ass”

Bransen: “I’m going to have a smokin’ ass”

Bransen: “We’re going night-night”

Bransen: “Ewe dad, you’re all sweaty, that’s disgusting”

Bransen: “FOr the love of Christmas”

Tommy: “I’m like Popeye”

Bransen: “That mom is a wacko”

MY RANKINGS FOR EPISODE 08-12
LINZ
BRANSEN
GAP
WEAVER


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