In preparation for the premiere, one week from Tuesday, and since I can’t update the Quote of the Day in July, here are the best, funniest quotes (that I can remember) in TAR history… enjoy…
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SEASON4 A road block where a teammate has to transfer 25 eels from one container to another. Clever editing also comes into play… lol JON: “This feels like a slippery penis.” KELLY: “I want to touch one.” At the airport on one of the final legs JON (to Reichen and Chip): “Don’t cut! Or I’ll punch your eye out!” Jon and Kelly are looking for one of Beethoven’s houses KELLY (to Jon): “Are you retarded? How many Beethovens do you think there are in the world?” Jon and Kelly arrive last on Leg 12 KELLY (to Phil): “We’ve come to a realization. We can not have children… because we do not want them to inherit our stupidity.” |
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SEASON3 At a road block where one teammate has to block a goal from a Portuguese soccer player JOHN VITO: “Did you see how I stopped it? With my face!” |
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SEASON2 At a detour where teams have to mine for opals. WIL: “I’m not a miner!” TARA: “I know! You’re an IDIOT!” |
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SEASON3 Teams wait for taxis after finishing a detour where they had to hitch a ride in an bobsled. KEN: “We might be up the crick… We might be up the mountain without a bobsled… for gosh sakes.” IN REFERENCE TO: “We might be up the creek with a paddle.” Gerard is encouraging Ken to pick up the pace while repelling down a rockface. GERARD (to Ken): “Just pretend theres a dozen glazed doughnuts at the bottom.” Ken and Gerard decide counting money isn’t the best choice for a detour. GERARD (to Ken): “We should abort! … Mission abort, mission abort, mission abort!” |
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SEASON3 On their way to the next route marker. IAN: “You’re unzipped. You’re unzipped. You’re unzipped.” TERI: “THEN ZIP IT!” |
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SEASON3 On their way to the next route marker in Switzerland DEREK (to Drew): “You have a compass disability, and its severe” |
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SEASON4 At the beginning of TAR4 Debra and Steve are describing themselves. STEVE: “We’re fat, we’re forty…” DEBRA: “But we’re fun!” |
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SEASON3 Flo and Zach are peddling their way to the pitstop. FLO: “I can’t believe we got beaten by two old, retired people.” Zach refused to let Ken and Gerard borrow the map. ZACH: “Flo, Flo, Flo … why are you screaming at me like I’m some kind of an a****le?” FLO: “Because YOU ARE!” Flo begins to repel at the detour FLO: “What happens if I slip? Am I just hanging off a cliff?” Flo motivates Zach FLO: “We have to haul ass!” |
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SEASON4 Mille (of Millie and Chuck) and Chip (of Chip and Reichen) get physical trying to grab the ticket off the Fiacre. MILLIE (to Chip): “I wasn’t even going to touch you until you slammed my head backwards.” |
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SEASON4 Amanda and Chris talk to Phil after they are Philiminated. AMANDA: “He’s a little jerk. But I still love him.” |
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SEASON4 Steve and Dave comment on their jump from the Danube Tower. STEVE: “Green Peace showed up and told us to stop throwing whales off the tower.” |
Today’s a big sports day… NASCAR at Infineon… Middle Sunday play at WIMBLEDON finally… the Sabercats winning ANOTHER ARENA BOWL… and the GIANTS beating the A’s to win the series! 🙁 The LONGHORNS lost the College World Series though… oh well…