Recap: The Amazing Race 8, Episode 3 – “It’s The Amazing Race – American Style”






EP 8-03: I DON’T KISS, I MAKE OUT

First of all, how great was it to see John Vito & Jill eating “all these cheese” … “Look at all these cows!” “Where do you think the cheese comes from?” …

Anyway… congrats to the Linzes… though I would’ve prefered them to be first… I WANT FREE GAS… lucky Bransens… How quickly the God-fearing Weavers become unlikable… and the Paolos continue their bickering (and mood swings)… but how about little Hunter Schroeder calling his stepmommy a “bitch” … nice going kiddo, stupid little punk… and then he just sleeps during the ROAD BLOCK?

The DETOUR wasn’t all that exciting… except when the Gaghans owned the mud… they flew over that mud with the two teams stuck on either side of them. The ROAD BLOCK was pretty cool though, I want to do that centrifuge…

The episode was a little slow, not much to report really… hopefully they get out of the United States soon (at least into Canada or something).

QUOTES FROM EPISODE 08-03
Megan Linz: “There’s a huge wide load in front of us. We can’t get around this big wide load.”
Tommy Linz: “I hate wide loads.”
Alex Linz: “Wide loads are the worst.”

Marion Paolo: “Its The Amazing Race – American Style”

Hunter Schroeder: (referring to his stepmother) “She’s a bitch.”

DJ Paolo: “If she wasn’t my mother, she’d be my worst enemy.”

Godlewski 1: “A hanger is an airplane.”
Godlewski 2: “No, a hanger is what an airplane IS IN!”
Godlewski 1: “Are you sure?”
Godlewski 2: “YES! Slow down!’

Tommy Linz: “Dude, I gotta fart.”
Alex Linz: “Dude, not necessary.”

Tommy Linz: “Hello earth’s gravity.”
Tommy Linz: “Dude, I feel like my cheeks are sliding off my face.”


MY RANKINGS FOR EPISODE 08-03
LINZGAGHAN HUGE GAP BRANSENGODLEWSKIAIELLOSCHROEDERPAOLOWEAVER

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