Dee is giving a presentation about the virtues of Invigaron, a wealth creation system by way of super Abani berries. She got some brand new golf clubs just for sitting in on a presentation about them and she wants the guys to buy in. Continue reading
Charlie refuses to wear gloves.
Frank walks in with an ad for the Restaurant and Bar Association’s Best Bar Award and says they could get nominated. Continue reading
Sandwich in hand, Frank is on Good Morning Philadelphia being interviewed about getting mugged the other day. He says it’s thanks to his “pieces” and he shows the anchor his two guns. He’s actually going to go out and buy more. Continue reading
The guys are watching a disheveled Dee eating trash cake, drinking and smoking. They try to make jokes about her looking like a bird (more than usual), but she pre-empts them at every attempt and agrees. The guys wonder what’s up and tell her to snap out of it, fight back. But she decides to just go home and maybe throw herself in front a bus since she’s so ugly a bus wouldn’t even try and hit (on) her. Continue reading
Frank is having trouble driving while listening to directions from Charlie via a recording on a cassette tape, talking about fuzzy poles and blinking lights. Meanwhile, Dennis is in his own car at a stoplight, eating cereal when Frank rear ends him. Continue reading
Mac & Dennis are at their favorite classy, fancy Italian restaurant for their monthly dinner. Mac is looking forward to seeing a waiter spill spaghetti on himself, but Dennis wants things to be classy tonight. Continue reading
Charlie is trying to hold cable wires together that he’s tapping over from the neighboring building so Mac and Frank can watch Real Housewives. He kinda wants to stop now because he’s getting electrocuted and is tried from all the asbestos he’s inhaled. Continue reading