The guys are watching a disheveled Dee eating trash cake, drinking and smoking. They try to make jokes about her looking like a bird (more than usual), but she pre-empts them at every attempt and agrees. The guys wonder what’s up and tell her to snap out of it, fight back. But she decides to just go home and maybe throw herself in front a bus since she’s so ugly a bus wouldn’t even try and hit (on) her. Continue reading
Frank is having trouble driving while listening to directions from Charlie via a recording on a cassette tape, talking about fuzzy poles and blinking lights. Meanwhile, Dennis is in his own car at a stoplight, eating cereal when Frank rear ends him. Continue reading
Mac & Dennis are at their favorite classy, fancy Italian restaurant for their monthly dinner. Mac is looking forward to seeing a waiter spill spaghetti on himself, but Dennis wants things to be classy tonight. Continue reading
Charlie is trying to hold cable wires together that he’s tapping over from the neighboring building so Mac and Frank can watch Real Housewives. He kinda wants to stop now because he’s getting electrocuted and is tried from all the asbestos he’s inhaled. Continue reading
The board members of Atwater Capital are afraid of the company going down in flames so they decide to call on the founder, known as The Warthog, to save it… Continue reading
Charlie and Mac go drop off The Gang’s laundry at Charlie’s mom’s for her to do. She says they rarely get to talk and Charlie and Mac don’t really want to.
But she has something to tell them now, she’s got Continue reading
Dee is at the shrink and tells the doctor about the dinner she had suggested to get her and her friends to talk about their problems. Horrible, Dee says. And it was all because they couldn’t decide on who to wash the dishes. Continue reading
Charlie and Dee are in her purple PT Cruiser following The Waitress around. Charlie says she’s delivering Indian food now on her bike and is worried that she isn’t putting a lock on it when she makes her deliveries. A guy comes walking down the street and suspicious Charlie gets out of the car to bark at him from stealing it. Continue reading
Friday the 13th.
The guys are running around in the forest, horror movie style when they get arrested. The detective wants to know their involvement in a wedding party that includes a missing bride and guests with various injuries and some with half their faces gone. Continue reading
Trash is everywhere, including inside Paddy’s, since Philly’s garbagemen are on strike. Frank notes how they get paid $20/hour, yet still want more.
“These guys are blasting us in the ass.” Continue reading