Recap: The Amazing Race (11) All-Stars, Episodes 7 and 8 – Just the Quotes!


EPISODE 11-07/08: IF I WERE IN TOWN, I’D ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER (PARTS 1 & 2)

Just the Quotes


QUOTES FROM EPISODES 11-07/08

Danielle: “So Warsaw is not here obviously.”
Eric: “No, Warsaw is in Poland knucklehead.”
Danielle: “Poland!?!?!”

Dustin: “We’re going to see Chopin play the piano!”
Kandice: “Really?”
Dustin: “Well, he’s dead.”

Danielle: “I’m surprised Jeremy didn’t kill you.”

Charla: “You like Polish Hot Dogs?”
Mirna: “You like Polish Sausage?”
Charla: “Sausage?”
Mirna: “Good?”
Charla: “He doesn’t like us too much.”
Mirna: “No, I don’t think so.”

Nobody in Poland wants to speak to Charla & Mirna.
Mirna: “Maybe they’ve never seen a little person. Nobody wants to talk to us, it’s like we’re the plague or something.”

The piano is out of tune.
Charla: “Sounds like an ambulance is coming.”

Oswald: “The piano player wasn’t bad to look at.”
Danny: “Yeah, he was eye candy.”

Charla: “I don’t know why it’s all men. They don’t have any women mannequin?”

Carrying the mannequin.
Charla: “They’re going to think we’re crazy on the streets.”

Polish Lady: “Oh gosh! He has a broken leg.”
Charla: “That’s okay, he’ll get fixed at the hospital.”

Mirna: “Oh great, we’ve got to do x-rays. Is that good for you? Charla, you’ve got to get out of the room. What are you doing? You’re hiding the x-ray image.”
Charla: “You’re supposed to cover the private part.”
Mirna: “Great.”

Choosing a mannequin:
Joe: “Pick the hunkiest one!”

Joe: “Try his pecs, he’s got pecs kind of like yours now!”

Charla: “This is a real fun task, let me tell you. After the naked mannequin and now the sausage?”

Mirna: “Female bonding over sausages.”

Joe: “The one thing we know is that Mirna can’t drive worth a damn.”

Mirna: “We don’t have a hundred dollars to give anybody! You think I’m made of money? I’m a young girl, I don’t have hundred dollars. You think I’m a millionaire?”

Mirna: “Haves a little bit of sympathy! As a human being! We are here at 2 in the morning. You can show me, my friend! Just show me! Please my friend, I am begging you!”

Dustin: “I thought my heels at home were pointy.”

Joe: “She looks like a dressed up rat.”

Mirna: “Horsey! I have sausage!”


EPISODE CAPS HOPEFULLY UP BY MONDAY EVENING!! 

TEAM RANKINGS FOR EPISODE 11-07/08
1.CHARLA & MIRNA
2.JOE & BILL
T3.OSWALD & DANNY
T3.DUSTIN & KANDICE
5.UCHENNA & JOYCE
6.ERIC & DANIELLE

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